I don't understand what you mean by closet "Moonie" ....

A reference to Sailor Moon, I'd assume, given the costume.

You're right, compiler; it has something to do with the triangles. I ran one of Don's shirts through MilkShape to triangulate it, then did a side-by-side comparison of it and the regular shirt, after applying the Toon shaders to both. The triangulated version was dotted.

Something else to fix in Service Release 4, I suppose.