Let me guess, this thread is a spin off of Seinfield, right? An unaired episode perhaps? The one were Elaine decides to get a boob job, but than is not sure if they feel right or not, so she asks Jerry to feel her boobs. He's not sure, so he has George and Kramer feel her boobs. After that, they still are not sure so they start groping all the women they met, trying to decide if Elaine's new boobs feel like other women's boobs, only they plot thickens as they began to argue - er make that debate - whether or not the woman (women) they just groped had real boobs or fake boobs. So the episode ends. But than, Seinfield was a show that prided itself on being a show about nothing....