Yes, 3DS Max is to Poser as Photoshop is to MSPaint... :D Don't let that put you off though, I found the tutorials included on my demo of 3DS Max 5 were very informative. Anyway, lights. I managed this in Poser 5 by applying a square texture map with text on it directly to the Colour node of the light in the material room.
"you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love." - Warsan
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