Sorry, old fogey alert. Real life, huh? I've heard of it, never actual seen it. But I've heard of unicorns, and never actual saw one of them, either. :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy