Sure, Erlik .... have coconuts, will travel. But, drawbridgep, if a boat's reeeeealy rusty, it'll have holes and it'll sink. Most really rusty things have holes in them. Of course, you're saying to yourself, "but, ducks have holes in them and THEY don't sink!!" ... however, then you're getting into that whole weight issue, and rusty things weigh more than ducks or wood. So, how about a big ol' rusted out car???!!

Could be worse, could be raining.