Seems the more I learn, the more I want to learn, and the more I want to learn, the less time I have to actually have FUN with poser...

I have the same problem!

What I really need to learn... is how to forgive and forget... and how to be at peace with what I have and where I am in life.

Ditto!

Deep Paint 3D and UV Mapper would be good. Also how about Hair Painting for Dummies. I have read I don't know how may tutorial on hair, and I still get a big blob of nothing when I try to do it. I bought the Heavenly Hair brushes (both sets) hoping that would make it easier, and I still come up with nothing. Of course I have no background in art, and can't draw a straight line with a ruler, so that doesn't help either. Don't think a tutorial would help with that though =(