How does he know that?
He's on Television, mum, he's paid to know these things
-Monty Python..again..;)
consult the Book of Armaments, though I don't remember the chapter and verse, bad Pakled; bad, naughty, wicked Pakled! he's turned on the grail-shaped sign again!..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)