Heh .... froze my butt to an outhouse seat about 35 years ago in Norway. Sat there all night until someone came in the morning, then they had to take the outhouse door off and pour warm water around my poor little frostbitten butt to get me off the seat. Snow and cold can be lovely, but I draw the line at risking your life just to take a dump.

Could be worse, could be raining.