Vile - 3 points Apache2K - 2 points Eelie - 1 point Honorable Mention - Creations and Stephen Ray

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy