Nope, this is not off topic. We are discussing Survivor, the basis of the contest, and trying to find a humourous angle to a TV program that sounds to me like a live version of "Lord of the Flies" by William Holden, most probably one of the most disturbing books I ever read. PS. I never look over my shoulder, because I always keep my back to the wall in here, so that I can see the monsters when they come.