They hand out jobs here? Congratulations! In my entire life I have never changed jobs unless I got a better deal than the one I had already. And that doesn't just mean the money...! Good luck whatever you decide. 'Ask not of the Elves for council, for they will say both yes AND no..' LOTR.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...