Yeah, and I'm sure you think NASA faked the moon landing too. ;) I am not the conspiracy theorist, you are. I've been around the groups (one was a website client, grandfather a mason, great-grandfather a 33rd degree Scottish rite mason) so I've seen people in the Masons firsthand. Unless you find a great mystical conspiracy in say, the invention of certain dental tools (that's what my great-grandfather did to get so notable). Or perhaps the desire to be rid of a monarchy in a backwater European country (Bavarian Illuminati, and yes, that part of my family is Bavarian, and they left to come to America). Nothing mystical going on there. But hey, some people think there's conspiracies in everything.