I say "I am a texture artist in the 3d illustration industry" They say "Huh?" I say "Sorry...i am an accoutant" They say "An accountant?" I say "Oh...I meant a Fireman" They say "What are you talking about?" I say "What are YOU talking about?" Then they give me a dirty look and turn and leave grumbling to themselves. Then...my job is done :) Rawn