{My Kitty likes to play with it, it rolls real nice. } I thought this list would be a bit off-topic, but since someone else mentioned it... 10) Play "spot the not" with the box: read the list of features on back of the box and check off the ones that are (still) not working properly. 9) The Poser 5 box on the shelf makes you look like a professional graphic designer. 8) The listing of features on the box makes it sound like you have a powerful "character solution" software. 7) The manual is thick enough to prop up that wobbly table. 6) The manual is thick enough to use as a decent paperweigh. 5) "Spot the not" with the manual: follow the chapters and see how many instructions don't work the way they're supposed to. 4) Play a rousing game of "How long until it crashes". Open P5, load some figures, start posing, and see how long it takes until it crashes. Prizes will be awarded to people who can keep it running longed than the currect record of 10 minutes. 3) The CD has an excellent refective surface, perfect for use as a mirror. 2) The CD make an excellent mini-frisbee. And the #1 fun thing to do with Poser 5: 1) Cry about the fact that you paid $350 for piece of software that you won't use because it's so buggy and that the company won't take back even though it probably violates the implied warranty of being a usable product. Oh, wait, this isn't fun. This is sad. When is Poser 6 supposed to come out?