My point is .... (and there is no such thing as a "dumb cop" by the way) -- Don't throw the term "autoerotic" around willy-nilly. A murder by strangulation may be but is not necessarily autoerotic ... no matter how many of the players end up with erections. (I know ... I know "willy-nilly" isn't monosylabic ... but geeze man!!)

Could be worse, could be raining.