Tesign, I could not help to laugh in reading the crazy translations. Most of the phrases are completely nonsens!! As a professional translator (french/german/french)I think this kind of translation would not help any one, only confuse a little more. Also I dont laugh about people who needs help, as I'm a helper myself for many people. But it is not helpful if the helper doesn't know what he (she) is speaking about ! Anyhow, thanks for the correction of wrong written words. I know my english is very poor but I would NOT offer to help to translate from any language to english. If I would, YOU will laugh :-)