41 is the time when you realise you could get killed doing the things you used to do when you were 18! Roller-coasters are a source of more pain than fun! You don't need 4 spoons of sugar in your coffee. You can't go 5-times-a-night with that 18 year old (Although I suppose it depends what US State you live in..) A hang-over is more trouble than it's worth. You need drugs to keep you standing instead of high. Your nightmares actually make sense. And finally......an old family saying... 'You know you're past it when you wake up in the morning and you haven't got a hard-on!'

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...