My Irish/American Indian heritage has left me with skin that's sort of beige, so I guess I qualify as a whitey in the technical sense, anyway. As it stands; I DO have facial hair, a funny accent (that would be 'Texan'), I don't love Jesus and I'm of the opinion the current U.S. government is a collection of some of the worst drooling imbeciles to have ever peed in the gene pool. I also think the war in Iraq was a stupid idea and that trying to drive terrorism out of the middle east is tantamount to having a screen door on a submarine.

I wonder if I'm one of the good guys?