Take no notice of this lot! They're all on crack! All you need is an old b&W tv, 2 tin cans and a length of string..............That's all Catlin uses anyway! :-)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...