You're completely mad. But I like that. :D But seriously... You've identified one problem in your linked post there; what the topologists call 'genus', and the rest of us call 'how many holes a thing has in it'. :-) Torii and teapots (the teapot is a primitive, isn't it?) have a genus of 1, spheres, cubes, stellated icosahedrons etc. have a genus of 0. Probably impossible to do properly using only morphs. Search for 'incredible cube' in freestuff to find Stephen Ray's adventures in morphing.