ghoyle1 opened this issue on Mar 26, 2004 ยท 34 posts
biggert posted Sun, 28 March 2004 at 11:51 AM
if i was bill gates i would just buy say Australia and make it MY country.....with me as SULTAN.....Mandatory waxing for ALL females young and old will be conducted every 3 days.....all PAID FOR by your Govment (thats me).... my countrys main export is waxing service! i would copy the japanese technique of offering Top Quality products (in this case my product is a service)!!! then the hair collected (imagine all that!) will be refined and used to make wolly blankets and socks for secondary export.....i'll beat Wal Mart prices anytime!! a pair will go for a mere 99 cents! and since its made with tough fibers it will last forever!!! third Export item: the hair collected will also be used to make "space age" tupes (male wigs)....IT WILL COME WITH A CHINSTRAP.....this will BE ABLE TO REPEL ANYTHING: 1. RAIN 2. SNOW 3. HAIL 4. DUST 5. AND YOUNG WOMEN id love to be bill gates