Back to the 'itis -- In the cause of more firmly establishing myself as resident "grumpy old man"; The disease that I observe most often, with all the twisted, scabrous results it inflicts on poor Victoria particularly, is "chaircoveredwithglue-itis." This infection, of which the primary vector is a refusal to look away from the computer and open one's own front door once in a while, manifests such symptoms as horizontal forests, ball-and-socket elbows, "Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" architecture and a dress code that goes WELL beyond "Casual Friday."