English is my native language, but I can speak it in several regional idioms. Gor blimey I speak souff east London, and also BBC london, don't you know, depending on the company. Can also get by in Yorkshire but have to admit that geordie is a bit difficult. Also a tad of French and German and just a smattering of Gaelic (mostly greetings and swear words)

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."