First, you invite 20 people over. Then you tie on a blindfold. Somebody spins you a few times, and you walk toward where you think Mike is with the penis and a tack while the people in the room shout directions (and giggle themselves into hiccups). (I don't know where you are from, but we have a kid's game like this, where they "pin the tail on the donkey". I could not resist the analogy.) Carolly