I was just looking at mine and wondering why it's so long.

Genetics

No, I just sent off $20 to an e-mail spammer for it. Course they don't warn you about the side effects. Have you ever tried dressing P4 man without turning certain things off? I reckon he's been buying from online pharmacies...

The meaning of life? It's encoded in your drivers license.
In fact is: it IS your drivers license. That's why it's so difficult to commit an auto-crime so serious that THEY'll take it away. Posession of that license is an essential part of convincing people that they are free. If THEY make it difficult enough to find the bars, people won't notice that they're in a cage. Mind you, how THEY thought THEY'd get away with dressing Agent Smith up as Lord Elrond I do not know. Sheesh, obvious or what?

Anyhow, I'm going away forever now, at least until Tuesday.

John