Dear Sir:
I cannot stress enough my displeasure, nay, my horror at seeing this particular type of tutorial being freely thrown about the Internet.
There may a time and a place for such things (though, for the life of me, I cannot think of one), but I do not think this forum is that place, nor is this time...the...uh,...time.
Regardless, I hope you will discontinue this pattern of insensitivity, and focus on projects containing other, more friendly materials.
Like, oh, I don't know, wood. Or maybe straw.
Sincerely,
The Big Bad Wolf

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