Best questions:

• Can someone send me the blMilWom.obj file? It didn't come with my version of Poser.
• Can someone send me a serial number for Poser 5? I lost mine.
• How can I get Poser 5 to work better under Windows 98, running at a 640x480 screen size? How do I get Poser 5 to work better under Windows 95? How about under Windows 3.1? And don't tell me to upgrade. I can't afford to spend the $99, especially after spending $1,500 at DAZ last month. Besides, I'm using a 1978 dot matrix printer which isn't supported under Windows XP. And, no, I will not give my money to the evil, money-grubbing companies that make those pretty photo-printers. I refuse to upgrade every few years just because some companies claim they've "improved" technology. My dot matrix is good enough for letters, so don't tell me I need to upgrade.
• How can I speed up Poser on my 133Mhz 486DX machine? Is there some kind of memory enhancer I can buy? Would a better video card help? Would I really see an improvement if I bought a 3.2Ghz Pentium IV computer? Best non-questions:
• Look at this image I made with Poser (posts a screen shot from Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within).
• Look at this image I made with Poser (posts a heavily-postworked image of an obscure Playboy playmate).
• Look at this image I made with Poser (posts an image that was rendered in Vue, then postworked in Photoshop to the point of looking like a painting).
• I have a scene with 10 figures and clothing. It crashes Poser every time I try to render it. Please solve my problem without knowing what operating system I use and without knowing anything about my computer.