I'm a noob and I loved this thread. I hate the "how do I protect my kids", well chances are the lil boogers are seeing it somewhere.....do they watch tv? or go to school? I'm happy I never posted the disappearing clothes question which I've had several times in the past (maybe I should change my name to "Notorious Double Clicker"). At least I've got an answer to that question. As far as the serial questions go.......LEARN TO HACK IT YOURSELF MORON. Do you expect everyone to do it for you? Or better yet, do what I did and save up your money and by the program, you get a pretty box and a great big book to go with it! kristta