Hate to pour water on this, but there are several collections of Bevelled/rounded edged OBPs about that should be quite easy to find. If you have no luck finding them, I'll post them or e-mail them to you..........

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...