Beer: Get used to it being served ice cold. Tea: I think the hard part is getting water hot enough in a restaurant. Best to brew your own at home I guess. Welcome to America!

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy