Ahhh, but, then again, some people do. Then they read it again, because they sorta didn't get that little part between the cover and the appendices. Readme's are just ignored entirely. I mean, they dn't actually contain useful information, right? (Actually, it's been my experience that the readme's are written better than the manual....)

thou and I, my friend, can, in the most flunkey world, make, each of us, one non-flunkey, one hero, if we like: that will be two heroes to begin with. (Carlyle)