"poochie poops on the sidewalk" ? Wot, ye mean in case the dog teks a crap on the path?!? hehehe How man, Tedz, me work mates rekon ah'm ower much of a charva slag tae wear a skort anywayz. Kakky? ah, ye mean dog crap?!? Aye, Toon Army foreva!! It's ganning alreet, bud. How's yer'sel? Dude, yer mixing yer Jock speekin wi' yer Geordie there, like. "stomp in thon kakky" is definately North ov the border, like. Ah've fixed the bloody bandit, ye friggin' vandal. Divvent dae it again. It's puttin yer foreign coins in it that breks it, ye divvy. When ye gan h'yem, tel wor Mam that the bairns bornt the shed doon agin. Little git. Divvent tell the Social, but ah've giv hor a clip roond the lug fur deein it. Well, ah'l catch ye later mate, ye tek care and divvint gan dunshin' nowt, reet? Ta'ra!! (",)