A Geordie > Yankee translater? I thought I heard of one, but it turned out to be a stoned Mall Chick talking gibberish. Wey, man - the very thowt ov owt like that beein' dae-able. Ah'd kill mesel laffin if it happened! Cheers, Tedz, yer a reet mate. Ah'l buy ye a bottle o' Dog doon the booza when yer next ower. (",) Cynlee, which bit's got ye stumped, hinny? If ye wanna lorn Geordie, dae wot wor 'Chelle did and listen on yer 'puter at http://www.metroradio.co.uk/ (best off at neet when Wor Alan is taakin' tiv them charva's an' 'at on ees slot.) Either that, or get yer arse ower here fur a week or tae, ah'll get ye telt. Ye'll be taakin like a pitty in nae time! He he he Translation : Which part has you confused, young lady? If you would like to learn Geordie, do what our Michelle did and listen online at that web address (preferably in the evening GMT when Alan Robson is talking to some local young ladies and the like on his talk show program......). Either that or feel free to come for an educational visit for a week or two whereupon I will personally instruct you. You will be talking in the manner of a Mining Operative in absolutely no time.