I wouldn't worry too much about the aesthetic...I'm sure we'll all change her .mats when we get hold of her and caress and polish and rub and shine and add pretty textures and makeup and dress her in pretty clothes and chat her up and take her out dancing and to dinner and the movies and get her phone number and .........

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...