My English has cheated me, I've just interpreted: "Dilemma.... been saving my penis and finally have enough" worried I read it again uf! WA and fisheye are things completely different for me. I recommend you see photos with fisheye before buy one. How many photos would you take with a fisheye? I think it's more easy weary a fisheye than a WA. Anyway my recommendation fixed focal always! And of course 2,8 . minimum! Also I think that SIGMA is the best election price/quality: the quality is very similar and the price very different. Btw, I don't imagine you with a zoom 18-35 It's like to imagine GWBush reading a book odd :|