Sorry, Drac! I'm too busy with my Garlic Import Co. You can find us as http://UK.garlic-is-us.com We supply Garlic (obviously) wooden stakes, crosses, holy water and silver bullets for the vampire removal trade. Regards Van Helsing

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...