A priest pulls into a gas station and sees a drunk clearly having a great deal of trouble even getting the gas nozzle into the gas tank of his car. The priest asks the drunk if he needs some help. The drunk says no, that he will handle it by himself,......whereupon the priest asks again. "No" says the drunk, "I'm really OK Father, really". The priest goes about his business, fills his tank and pays for his gasoline and leaves the gas station. 10 minutes later the drunk leaves the station also. He gets about a mile down the road and sees the priest's car in a ditch by the side of the road with smoke coming from under the hood,.......quite alarmed by this the drunk stops his car and jumps out to see the priest sitting by a tree holding his head in his hands. The drunks asks, "Father are you alright" ? The priest says "Yes my son, the Lord Jesus Christ rides with me". The drunk considers this for a moment and says "Well, You'd better let him ride with me Father, because you're liable to kill him" !

"Any club that would have me as a member is probably not worth joining" -Groucho Marx