Oh man, I talk to Poser all the time, I thought I was the only weird one!

"Please put the shadows where I want them... please... oh for $*! sake! Why are they there? What are you doing that for? Now what are you doing? No! Don't crash! Nooooooo!!!!"

Sometimes I feel less like an artist and more like someone sacrificing and performing rituals to the Great God(ess) Poser...

"Remember, child, before adding new lights and rendering, you must always delete the existing lights."
"But why is that, Revered Elder?"
"Because otherwise Poser will hide its face in anger and smite your pz3."
"But why, Revered Elder?"
smack "Insolent child! It is not for you to question the motives of the Great One! It is not given to us mere mortals to understand the working of the Unknowable! Just follow the rituals, and all will be well..."

This post is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any deity, past, present or future, living or undead, is completely coincidental and does not imply that the author wishes to be struck by lightning or have her hard drive mysteriously melted.

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"you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love." - Warsan Shire