More "food" for the rant. (go ahead, groan): I went to a McDonalds once with my husband, and he ordered a quarter pounder. He opened his quarter pounder wrapper and found one of those burgers on a whole wheat bun with cheddar sauce and a ton of onions. He hates onions. And he always refered to that as "the onion burger." So he went back inside and told the guy at the counter that he got "an onion burger" in his quarter pounder wrapper. And the guy apologized and handed him an onion burger in the correct wrapper.

-Heidi

One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. -River Tam