Somewhere in an alternate universe, Jed Bartlett is President and Girly is First Lady. She's sweet, kind and a little loopy in a nice way, charming evildoers everywhere into good behavior and occasionally falling out of her dress at state dinners to the delight of millions and the chagrin of the uptight.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken