Hehehe, I am still giggling about it tonight. Well you know us English, we love toilet humour :o) If I ever get so big-headed and puffed up that I couldn't see the humour in a situation like this, somebody just please take me out and shoot me! I'm definitely going to put that in a pack of free "Undignified Faces" now, so if anyone's got any requests for other weird or funny expressions, let's hear them!

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"you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love." - Warsan Shire