Smacks Drac over the head with the Bryce manual Mock ME, Sir? Gadzooks! I demand satisfaction on the field, Sir. Your choice of weapons......

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...