Ciao e benvenuto alla tribuna di Bryce. I don't speak Italian, I'm not even sure that's correct, it's a Babel Fish translation. But welcome!

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy