#2
Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd, the cultured, inseparable duo in Diamonds are Forever. Currently parodised in the animated series, Codename: Kids Next Door as Mr. Fibb and Mr. Wink.

#1
Nodwick, the eternally-suffering lackey of the most disfunctional adventuring group ever to enter a dungeon.

For those who are curious, Jaws (the ultimate Bond henchman-for-hire) ranks as #4.