Why don't you all just spend a few hundred
years learning to spell, instead? It eventually
comes naturally.

Well, there's... no, wait. Okay, I, uh... no, not that, either. There's always.. no, no, I guess not.

Sorry, that's such a great straight line, and I've got about half a dozen great follow up lines, except they're not really clean enough for general public consumption. ;)

Jack