Britt: I can still recall the main argument that the folks who didn't want to have indoor facilities was: "You're putting a sh*tter inside your house? That's NASTY!"

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy