I'm never going back to Mars. Those guys have NO sense of humor. Typical Martian joke: Q. What color is a craybel egg? A. Three. And they snort when they laugh.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy