LOL! "And when you're done watering the flowers, Puff, you can get started on the weeding." Aren't there any Kitten Labor laws? :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy