Phil: Don't listend to Dan! He works for the CIA. What it is....if you're too big in the reproduction department, they won't let you stay. You know how the Yanks like things BIG? Well imagine if a Brit was caught with something bigger than they got.....mmm? Where a wig with some tinfoil underneath and you'll be quite safe.....er....I think......;-)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...