OK, deleted my rant now that I've had time to cool down. Still not interested in the forums there, they just don't seem to be much fun.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy